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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page

Published: 06 Feb 2012 01:25:02 -0000

Peter Steiner (Mon, 06 Feb 2012 00:00:00 GMT)

"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."

Robertson Davies (Mon, 06 Feb 2012 00:00:00 GMT)

"Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion."

Frank Deford (Mon, 06 Feb 2012 00:00:00 GMT)

"I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is fixed."

Tom Lehrer (Mon, 06 Feb 2012 00:00:00 GMT)

"I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up."

Buzz Aldrin (Sun, 05 Feb 2012 00:00:00 GMT)

"I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises."

Nancy Astor (Sun, 05 Feb 2012 00:00:00 GMT)

"The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you."

Abraham Lincoln (Sun, 05 Feb 2012 00:00:00 GMT)

"'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

Charles M. Schulz (Sun, 05 Feb 2012 00:00:00 GMT)

"There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker."

Dick Clark (Sat, 04 Feb 2012 00:00:00 GMT)

"Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?"

Mickey Rooney (Sat, 04 Feb 2012 00:00:00 GMT)

"Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day."

Thomas Neill (Sat, 04 Feb 2012 00:00:00 GMT)

"Of those who say nothing, few are silent."

Alexander Hamilton (Sat, 04 Feb 2012 00:00:00 GMT)

"A national debt, if it is not excessive, will be to us a national blessing."